He saw the cars driving the wrong way, a city instead of a small busy neighborhood and it dawned on him that he was no longer in York, but in New York City with his Aunt and his new father. I'll add warnings for anything that goes above something that you'd see in the movies, if anyone thinks I should add a trigger warning just let me know! The one skill hes never quite been able to master. Nothing but noo you just had to come and do this stupid thing. He lived with them until he was ten, then his parents were killed in a targeted plane bombing. He splashed into a shallow part of the ocean, only a bit far off of the land. Peter Parker Meets the Avengers - Works | Archive of Our Own Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. May, I'm home!" In his excitement Peter didn't even notice his thick British accent returning. You can stay on Floor 25. Sorry Im late. Yes you did. Clint then with wide eyes ran to his room to see what Peter had done. 17 When school ended Happy came to pick him up. Tony Stark loves to learn. Its not your fault. Rhodey nodded, taking a slow breath. Hm? Peter's eyes drifted from Tonys form to Harleys, finally noticing the blonde boy. So shut the fuck up and leave my dad alone!" "exclaims PeterOh well the guys wanted to see you again so let's go." He trusted her with his identity, and she trusted him with a few secrets. The Rouge Avengers are Back in the Tower :D Peter isn't quite sure how to feel at first. Rhodey tried placing a damp cloth in the palm of Peters hand, but it made him cry out in pain. + "Hi Happy," mumbled Peter + Tony sat closer to Peters bed, carefully grabbing one of his bandaged hands. Both alone that was until you found each other. "What're you talking about? Youre gonna be okay, Pete. my goal was to get it up by christmas, but festive family drama got in the way lmao. . How much pain is he in? At that moment, Peter let out a loud, strangled cry, his breaths now wheezing. "What are you laughing about?" "Oh! ), Peter chuckled and quietly asked Karen to find criminals by the names Aloysius, Berand and Claudius. This work could have adult content. He justhadto tell Mr. Stark. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Mr. Stark wasn't buying it, however. Friday said the symptoms resemble that of hydrochloric acid poisoning. Peter Parker One Shots - British - Wattpad Right?His i suck at these pls give it a go its not awful. Avengers Team/Peter Parker - Works | Archive of Our Own Peter groaned at the action, but thankfully was still lucid enough to wrap his arms around Tonys neck. He reached up to pull Peters hands away from his mouth, offering a calm Let me take a look. only to find that he was drooling into his hand, seemingly unable to close his mouth. Theres peppermint oil in the spritz cookies. Rhodey recalled. He was tapping his shoe and glancing at the clock being impatient. Chapters are not connected unless stated otherwiseTags may only affect certain chapters. Peter gets his internship and everything is great even if he has and abusive uncle and all but thats totally not irrelevant. mainly an excuse to write both fluff and angst (mostly angst very little fluff) with some fun sarcastic humor thrown in.). (See the end of the work for more notes.). After all, tragic backstories must always come to light. Well, bird brain he is doing what he said which is breaking all your bows and arrows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents," Tony said smirking. Also to be careful speaking another language around him since he could understand. . He knew the kid could understand everything the murderers were saying and they could use that to their advantage "Pity.". He's the kind of person to help others when needed, like the Avengers were supposed to. Bruce took a breath before pulling up his sleeves on his lab coat. Answered Peter looking out of the window. Peter Parker's Field Trip of Doom - Works | Archive of Our Own Helen is gonna take amazing care of you, and when you wake up youll feel good as new. Peter tapped something on Tonys wrist, so quickly he almost missed it. "Peter, did you say?" (Prequel to Curbside Pick-up - can be read in either order)(Edit: now also a 10 2 story; apparently I made these shenanigans too popular for my own good!) Tony felt responsible too. "CLINT FRANCIS ELIZABETH BARTON!" Tony Stark and Norman Osborn. They made eye contact. I need to ask you three to leave the room so that I can begin. Yo que mierda te hice.Nada pero noo tu vienes y haces esta idiotez.Mira te lo advierto un chistesito mas y voy y te rompo todos tus arcos y flechas, pinto tu cuarto morado y con plumas y luego te prohibo entrar en la ventilacion. Natasha looked surprised to see him, in a different way then the others. -Sorry the British thing didn't come back later on but I liked the way it came it. Oh well, I've learned to be ashamed of all my scars, James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character, Natasha Romanov/Original Female Character, Bruce Banner/Original Female Character(s), T'Challa (Marvel)/Original Female Character(s), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, I have the mouth of a sailor and my fic characters will too, so his mental health and general responsibility levels match that, none of these people are mentally stable though we know that, Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), i'm gonna kill you if you don't beat me to it, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, it's Matt and Wade doesn't like Tony and Peter knows that Tony isn't the best, everything i wrote is more fact that blind anger, Do You Like My Cookies (They're Made Just for You), you say things you normally wouldn't when in pain, Pre-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Original Female Character(s), yes im writing an irondad fic in 2022 sue me, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, that's not mentioned but its important to me, cuz i watched spider-man homecoming and i thought she was a lesbian at first, then she was revealed to be the future love interest and i was like, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant. Mr Stark's brows furrowed in confusion at the boy's accent. He slammed Steve's head on the table again. asked Tony in the most respectful matter possible." He was imagining drilling him into the ground. Field Trip. If you substitute the peppermint for something else so I can still have some cookies, we can call it even? Peter proposed, lifting his hand from Rhodeys lap. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Hed come out of war disenchanted by the horrors and pain it brought. Peter Parker gets to be Passive-Aggressive and Snarky. St-Stark." Watched too much Doctor Who." They had forgotten that Peter had been raised by May Parker. When missions come up, I will be cordial but I will not spend time with traitors for fun. Peppermint is known to repel spiders, and can be lethal in large quantities., In which Peter gives Tony and the gang a rather festive health scare on Christmas Eve. Technically. Bruce made worried eye contact with Tony. FRIDAY?The storm ahead is unusually large, and there has been a tornado warning issued about 13 miles ahead of you.Well, that doesnt sound promising. He was only three when he was taken and for four months, two weeks, and four days, Tony Stark and Pepper Stark (nee Potts) worried and fretted over their beloved child. The man was a rather impassioned speaker, speaking with sincerity and emotion. Peter then grabbed his slipper, hit Clint one more time, pulled his ear, and stormed off to Clint's room. That sixth sense went off, and Peter ducked. Will something happen to then tear them apart? Peter opened the door and walked groggily to the kitchen to eat some breakfast. But were still testing use on anything internal. MJ and Ned didn't come to school and Flash made it his mission to make him have a bad day. Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) & Peter Parker, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Peter Parker is the heir to Stark Industries, Peter Parker & Peter Parker & Peter Parker, There was only one of you until you split the world in two, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. This work could have adult content. I am not a charity case because Mr. Stark is not the kind of person to adopt a son because he's sad one of his best friends tried to fucking murder him. Two contrasting boys meet, will they get along? Tony then started laughing at Clint rolling in the floor at what Peter was about to do. Said Mr. Stark umm.. Right now you just get some more rest. And so he did. My throat He coughed again forcefully. My aunt and Tony are the only people who have steadily been there for me. Due to a misunderstanding, Deadpool tracks down Peter Parker in an attempt to uncover the information he believes Peter has on Daredevil. She sounded irritated. Basically One shots of Peter and Spider-Man in any way. asked Clint with a smug look out of Peters grip and rubbing his head. asked Happy concerned since Peter was usually chatting his ear off. WHAT THE FUCK PETER! They had all been chowing down on cookies despite Bruce and Peppers warnings that their appetites would be ruined, but as the movie went on, Tony and Rhodey both noticed how increasingly uncomfortable Peter seemed. Please consider turning it on! It was like he was disoriented, and the world was too big to sharp but completely empty and silent. morethanastan on Tumblr Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be . Said Tony dragging Peter out of the apartment to the compound.